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- RED, from MASSACHUSETTS is the WINNER of THE GREAT KAT "GIVING THANKS TO GODDESS" THANKSGIVING CONTEST!
RED WON a FREE KAT HYPERSPEED T-SHIRT, KAT THONG & SKULL RING!
- THE WINNING REASON "WHY YOU ARE GIVING THANKS TO GODDESS":
- "She's blistering hot, she plays guitar
like a m-fer, she plays violin like a m-fer"
Red, from Massachusetts
Stay tuned for NEXT KAT CONTEST coming soon!
PAST GREAT KAT CONTEST WINNER: CHUCK, from MUSKEGON, MI is the WINNER of THE GREAT KAT "GUITAR LICKS CONTEST"!
THE WINNING REASON "WHY DOES THE GREAT KAT'S SHRED GUITAR LICKS DESTROY EVERY OTHER GUITARIST?":
"Kat is a Juilliard graduate virtuoso, for Kat, playing shred guitar is easy! She's a fast, exciting genius composer who hyperspeeds circles around all other so-called guitarists!" - Chuck from Muskegon, MI
PAST GREAT KAT CONTEST WINNER: CrAzY MaRK, from DETROIT, MI is THE WINNER of THE GREAT KAT "SHRED CONTEST"!
THE WINNING REASON "WHY THE GREAT KAT IS THE HOTTEST & FASTEST GUITAR SHREDDER in the WORLD:
"THE GREAT KAT CAN GO FROM SEXY STEALTH TO ULTRA-SEXY KILLER OUT-OF-CONTROL LIGHT SPEED FASTER THAN E=MC2!!!" - CrAzY MaRK, from Detroit, MI
PAST GREAT KAT CONTEST WINNERS: BRIAN, from Fayetteville (TN), JOHN, from Altamonte Springs (FL) & STEVE, from Linden (NJ) are THE WINNERS of "KAT SLAVE CONTEST"!!
THE WINNING REASONS "WHY YOU ARE A WORTHY KAT SLAVE!":
-Brian, from Fayetteville, TN declares: "The Great Kat is and has been one of the most innovative and technically sound metal guitarists Ever!!! I have been a fan of her awesomeness and guitar virtuosity since I was a teenager banging my [head] to Metal Messiah on Headbangers Ball!!!"
-John, from Altamonte Springs, FL declares: "Because I was one of the first people to buy The Great Kat 'Beethoven On Speed' cd back in 1990. I preordered it from Peaches Records in Altamonte Springs, FL. And I wore it out! (Do you know how hard it is to wear out a cd??)"
-Steve, from Linden, NJ declares: "I'm a worthy Kat slave because there is absolutely NOTHING I would not do to push the gospel of this great artist, and as forcefully creative as humanly possible."
-PAST GREAT KAT CONTEST WINNER: STEVE, from LINDEN, NJ is THE WINNER of THE GREAT KAT "KAT-POSSESSED CONTEST"!
THE WINNING REASON "WHY YOU ARE KAT-POSSESSED!!":
"I am Kat possessed forever because The Great Kat is a one woman musical army, in a male dominated musical landscape...all that is great about music equals THE GREAT F**KING KAT [deal with it or die]" -
Steve, from Linden, NJ
-PAST GREAT KAT CONTEST WINNER: JAMES, from CHESTERFIELD, VA is THE WINNER of THE GREAT KAT METAL BEETHOVEN CONTEST!!
THE WINNING REASON "WHY THE GREAT KAT IS THE NEW BEETHOVEN of the 21st CENTURY":
"The Great Kat plays with the virtuosity and fury unknown since the great Beethoven!" - James, from Chesterfield, VA
Starring THE GREAT KAT Shredding on Guitar And Violin with her ALL-MALE RHYTHM GUITAR SYMPHONY, With WILLIAM TELL (Legendary Virtuoso Marksman) & GESSLER (the Austrian Overlord)!
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