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THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD

By Valkor, The Other ViewTHE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View



Review: The Great Kat: Beethovenís Guitar Shred
Jan 27, 2010 by Valkor - MediaView 2010
 
Hey folks, Valkor here. During my time with TOV Iíve reviewed some crazy things: hulk Hands, Hello Kitty Vibe, and Buffalo Poo. But this next review has got to be the craziest thing Iíve ever reviewed. EVER! From just the cover of ďThe Great Kat: Beethovenís Guitar ShredĒ I knew I was gonna be for a ride, but to actually see the videosÖ.. whoooooooo itís a ride some might wanna take once.
THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View

First off The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound; Beethovenís 5th, Flight of the Bumblebee, Bachís Brandenburg Concerto #3, all done up metal-style, which takes some getting used to. And in between each vid you get some really scary vids, Iím assuming original works. Now if youíre a fan of metal, you might be used to it, me personally Iím ok with all the blood, heavy makeup and scary faces, but ďIslamofascistĒ might turn some people off.

When youíre done with the main vids (and believe me it will go by faster than first time sex), then you head on over to ďShred Bonus FeaturesĒ. First is ďHot Shred Bits 2Ē, which are stills either taken from the vids or another video set to music. Then you have ďShred GeniusĒ; a very quick look at classic artist and heroes, ending with the new Beethoven ďThe Great KatĒ. Next up is ďMetal FugueĒ which is an additional video that mixes Bachís Fugue in G Minor (if Iím not mistaken) with Katís metal riffs. Finally you get the ďShred KartoonĒ, which Katís ďFlight of the BumblebeeĒ, with a little cartoon. Nothing too impressive about the animation, it looks like an animated oil painting, but the sound is nice. By the time you get to that point that bumblebee song is locked in your brain.

THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View
The Good:

Again I like the sound of Katís music. Itís not completely original, I mean Iíve heard hard rock and even techno mixed with classical tunes, but never have I heard it like this. Itís dark, itís scary, itís out of this worldÖ but I like it. Plus thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs.

The Bad:

Itís just waaaaaaaaay too fast. I mean itís over even before it begins Ė this is including the extras! A few more vids would have really rounded this disc.
THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View

The Ugly:

Uhhhhh just watch the vid, thereís a lot of stuff thatís just so unpleasing. But then again thatís what metal is all about isnít it.

Overall I gotta say if youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Out of TOV 5 stars, I give Beethovenís Guitar Shred a 3.5 and itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved.

THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View
 
 
Email: valkor@the-other-view.com

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The Great Kat: Beethovenís Guitar Shred
The Good: Unique spin
The Bad: Too short
The Ugly: uuuhhhhhhhhhh
TOV 5 Star Rating: 3.5 Stars
THE OTHER VIEW'S REVIEW OF "BEETHOVEN'S GUITAR SHRED" DVD! "The Great Kat hardcore metal musician with some serious shred, Iím talkin bloody fingers fast dudes. She takes classic tunes and mixes it up with some metal and produces one unique, fast-paced sound. Thereís nothing like seeing a woman spread wide with a guitar between her legs. If youíre a fan of heavy metal then definitely take The Great Katís Beethovenís Guitar Shred for a spin; itís a unique spin on classic hits thatís sure to please. Itís been Valkor tested and TOV Approved." - By Valkor, The Other View
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