On your knees, unworthy slaves! Bow down to the genius, the Queen of Shred Metal, the Goddess of Speed, the Mistress of War, the One and Only - THE GREAT KAT!!! (Add as many exclamation marks here as you need).
The Queen of hmm pretty much Everything is back with another album. Are you afraid? Oh, you should be! This woman is INSANE and apparently very dangerous! Kats new album, Wagners War is set to strike fear into the hearts of all humankind, but first of all - the Damn Sick Terrorists.
Those of you familiar with the concept of The Great Kat, know what its all about - classical music mixed with Heavy Metal and performed at speed that rips your guts out and makes blood freeze in your veins. Kats previous works, such as Bloody Vivaldi, Beethoven on Speed or Rossinis Rape, have already entered the annals of Heavy Metal history. The new album is bound for eternity as well.
Directly inspired by the events of 9/11, Wagners War is
yet another masterpiece from the fastest guitar-goddess alive. Consisting of three acts,
appropriately named War, Revenge and Victory, the
album is only 11 minutes long, but thats not a problem.
The Great Kat is a one-girl (actually, one-goddess) army! The Queen is equipped with bulletbelts, helmets, grenades, handcuffs, whips and chains. Shes set to kill, conquer, avenge the innocent and punish the cowardly enemy. And she sure gets the desired effect. If the sounds of Wagners The Ride of the Valkyries struck fear into the hearts of Vietnamese troops in 1967, Kats genius music would make all the terrorist bastards fall on the ground, cry and call for their mummy. I say, what we do now, is pack Kats bags and send her to Iraq to restore order. Im sure, shell quickly get them all jumping through her hoops.
If you never heard Kats masterpieces before - go get this album! If you have - go get yourself another copy! If you already got two copies of every album (and Wagners War is her release number 6) - you may consider yourself safe. I personally am too afraid of Kat to criticise this work of art in any way. I know, shell come after me
So, on your knees, unworthy slaves! The Queen is coming!