The Great Kat
by: Josh Drespling

You are about to meet one of the most amazing musical geniuses of the 21st century, She has single handedly taken classical music and forged it with the speed metal intensity of a thousand demons. Dead set on world domination, she employs torture, castration and mind altering guitar riffs, that will blow your mind and force you into submission to all powerful GREAT KAT.


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Do you ever get tired of lame media guys asking you the same questions about how you got started and what influenced you to be the Great KAT?

THE GREAT KAT IS GOD and IS ON A NON-STOP MISSION to SPREAD THE GOSPEL of SHRED/CLASSICAL BRILLIANT, GENIUS MUSIC--UPDATING FLACCID, LETHARGIC BRAINS FOR THE ONLINE, INTERNET-OBSSESSED, FAST-THINKING, FAST-MOVING 21st CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After listening to Beethoven since BIRTH, THE GREAT KAT began Classical piano studies at 7 years old and Classical violin studies at 9 years old. After winning a FULL SCHOLARSHIP to JUILLIARD SCHOOL and graduating as a VIOLIN VIRTUOSO, I realized that Classical Music was DEAD and MUST BE UPDATED with VICIOUS, RAW, VIOLENT METAL and SHRED GUITAR!!! I picked up the electric guitar and immediately began transcribing CLASSICAL VIRTUOSO VIOLIN SOLOS, such as Paganini, Vivaldi, Bazzini and more, to the guitar!!!! The Great Kat’s “SHRED/CLASSICAL” MUSIC WAS BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat, Juilliard graduate Violin Virtuoso-turned BLOOD-DRIPPING GUITAR GODDESS is NOW “TOP 10 FASTEST SHREDDERS OF ALL TIME” (“Guitar One” Magazine) and “THE 100 WILDEST GUITAR HEROES” (“Classic Rock” Magazine)!!

GO TO THE KAT WEB SITE at www.greatkat.com and hear SHRED/CLASSICAL VIRTUOSITY for yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You sanction the castration of males and openly force men to submission yet all the ‘classical” music you interpret was created by men, thus making you a student of there minds, talents and abilities. How do you justify your position?

CLASSICAL MUSIC was “CREATED BY MEN” because MEN HAVE BEEN ALLOWED to be GENIUSES, while WOMEN HAVE BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROYED by MEN and FORCED to be THEIR SERVANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT IS HERE TO BREAK DOWN EVERY INFERIOR MALE and THEIR INFERIOR ONE INCH PENISES, AND FORCE THE LOSERS INTO SUBMISSION and TO REALIZE THAT WOMEN CAN BE AS BRILLIANT AND POWERFUL AS ANY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!


Kat guitar strings, where can I get them and why should I want them?

The Great Kat's PERSONAL SHRED GUITAR STRINGS--SHREDDED ON by KAT— available at “WEAR YOUR MUSIC”

THE GREAT KAT PERSONALLY SHREDS ON THESE STRINGS, LEAVING HER MARK ON THE HISTORY of CLASSICAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Wagner and NOW THE GREAT KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Has KAT offered her endorsement to any of the presidential candidates?

The NUMBER ONE ISSUE in this world is the WAR ON TERROR!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Do you think you are more renown for your aggressive dominatrix image or the finger of fury that leave our ears burning?

The Great Kat is WORLD KNOWN for being the ONLY METAL MESSIAH who is RESURRECTING CLASSICAL MUSIC in NOTE-FOR-NOTE STRUCTURES and SIMPLIFYING this COMPLEX, CONTRAPUNTAL MADNESS for the IGNORANT MASSES, ALL WHILE WHIPPING THEIR FLACCID BUTTS with HOT, LEATHER-CLAD, SPIKED BOOTS and DOMINATRIX OUTFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEND OVER, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REVIEWS of THE GREAT KAT’S GODLINESS:

"Obey The Great Kat! One who loves to 'shred' Classical Music. And the terrorists" "One is surprised to discover that there exists a human that fast, which is a furious woman. She is called The Great Kat. With her, the themes of Beethoven become a projectile." Filippo Casaccia, Rolling Stone Magazine ( Italy ) January 2008

"The Great Kat can outplay just about every guitarist on the planet. She can zoom up and down a fretboard faster than a hungry cheetah on steroids. Her fretboard speed is awesome."- Michael Molenda, Guitar Player Magazine

"In the matter of virtuosity, the speed metal guitarist, The Great Kat, leaves you stunned. The guitarist makes an impression with her dominance of speed techniques." - Henrique Inglez de Souza, Guitar Player Magazine Brazil

-"The wave of the future might well be heavy-metal Beethoven by way of Juilliard." - John Rockwell, The New York Times

Who supplies the rhythm section for you?

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT IS GOD and any LOSER who is LUCKY enough to PLAY IN THE PRESENCE of the LORD GREAT KAT, will ALSO go in HISTORY WITH OUR MESSIAH KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW CHECK OUT The Great Kat’s brilliant INSANE DVD “EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD on the Kat web site at www.greatkat.com

6 EXTREME GUITAR Music Videos:
-ZAPATEADO-Classical Violin/Guitar Virtuosity –Shred version of Pablo de Sarasate’s virtuoso violin piece “Zapateado”.

-TORTURE CHAMBER: Torture Devices and Extreme abusive of inferior males

-CASTRATION-The Great Kat Dominates and controls through castration-eliminates the appendage that make MEN think they are IMPORTANT

-LIVE IN CHICAGO -The Great Kat’ Shred Guitar Live with Fans/slaves and total chaos!

-DOMINATRIX-The Great Kat takes a slave and humiliates and abuses him!

-WAR-PRO-WAR! The Great Kat’s response to 9/11. The U.S. was attacked by TERRORISTS MURDERERS WHO KILLED 3,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! “WAR” Music Video is A REMINDER to NEVER FORGET 9/11 OR THE HOLOCAUST!

-SHRED VERSIONS of Classical Music Masterpieces:

Wagner’s “The Ride of the Valkyries” (From Wagner's Opera "Die Walkure")

Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody #2”

Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons”

Bazzini’s “The Round of the Goblins”

Sarasate’s “Zapateado”

-SHREDDING HOT KAT photos and wild graphics

Go To The Kat Web Site at www.greatkat.com for DVD samples and HOT photos!



You have blown my mind once again, when will the world and universe be able to feast their ears on new KAT material?

The Great Kat’s UPCOMING New SHRED CD/DVD features “THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE” AT 300 BPM, PAGANINI’S “CAPRICE #24” for VIOLIN AND GUITAR, BACH’S “BRANDENBURG CONCERTO #3” for 6 GUITARS, 3 VIOLINS and CHAMBER ORCHESTRA and BEETHOVEN’S “5th Symphony” for ORCHESTRA, BAND and SHRED GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay tuned to the Kat web site at www.greatkat.com for release date.

NOW WAKE UP with MUSIC VIDEOS of THE GREAT KAT’S SHREDDING (from Upcoming Great Kat CD/DVD) at:

GREAT KAT’S PAGANINI MUSIC VIDEO: www.greatkat.com/PaganinisCaprice24.wmv

Great Kat’s “The Flight Of The Bumble-Bee”: www.greatkat.com/TheFlightOfTheBumbleBeeMusicVideo.wmv

Great Kat’s “IslamoFascists” at www.greatkat.com/IslamoFascists.wmv

Great Kat’s “Torture Techniques” at www.greatkat.com/TortureTechniques.wmv

HEAR MORE SHRED/CLASSICAL MASTERPIECE CLIPS of the KAT WEB SITE at www.greatkat.com 



With songs in movies, inclusion on every best of guitar shedder list and mountains of talent, what will it take for the mainstream music industry to take notice of your undeniable supremacy?


THANKS to the GLOBAL, INTERNET SOCIETY, THE “MAINSTREAM MUSIC INDUSTRY” DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE!!!! EVERYTHING MOVED TO THE INTERNET and it’s NOW up to INDIVIDUALS to FIND what they WANT!!!! NOW GO TO www.greatkat.com  and WAKE UP TO SHRED/CLASSICAL NOW and GET GENIUSIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S THE FUTURE OF MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOW TO YOUR METAL MESSIAH KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW GO TO THE GREAT KAT WEB SITE at www.greatkat.com 

The Great Kat at greatkat@greatkat.com 

Hotline: 631-549-7578

SHRED ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!